found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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