I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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