He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
