I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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