i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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