apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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