I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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