i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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