I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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