i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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