JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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