Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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