Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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