Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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