I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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