butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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