Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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