if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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