Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
