I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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