perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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