WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Screwed.edu
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All I want is dick and wine.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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