office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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