did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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