brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
