We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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