I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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