we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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