just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
