remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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