Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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