Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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