when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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