No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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