Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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