glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this will be a night to untag.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
