Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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