Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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