no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
