i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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