I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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