shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
meet me or not, i'm out of control
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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