All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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