I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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