lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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