i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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