Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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