what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4 words: hood of his car
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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