Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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