so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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