Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
