i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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