just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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