Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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